In a world of three quotes, be the most expensive quote or the middle quote but never the third cheapest quote.
- Anonymous by RN
SMALLEST & WHY
FATMEN<>PROSPECTIVE CLIENT
( Ashwin, Rishabha, Prospective Client )
Made a group, so it’s easier. Tell me more about Fatmen.
We are the world’s smallest agency.
But each one of us are born out of the biggest agencies in the country ie. Lowe and Ogilvy 🤟🏽.
Why small?
Small allows us to stand our ground when we believe in something. Also we have the ability to say “No”.....
How come?
...
We don’t have overheads...
Good for you. But how is it good for me?
Your business will get full focus 🎯, intensity 🥁 and fast turnarounds 🏆
Plus we can’t get smaller. So our urge to NOT screw things up is higher.
Cool. I hope your costs are also small. 💁🏻♂️
No sir. We are small, not cheap.
But we can discuss 🤓
He’s gone.
Insanely slow.
Incredibly gifted at dispensing half-baked knowledge.
Masterful procrastinator (This website was supposed to go live years ago).
He hired himself, no one can sack him :(
Manages a cool hairstyle without a comb.
Looks like a man. Thinks like a Punjabi lady.
Straight face, dark humour.
Got admission in IIM
Has formal shoes
Can make PPT. And how
Active on LinkedIn
Brand ambassador of Keep Calm.
Knows asanas. 4 more than Baba Ramdev.
Well read, avid movie watcher and loves football.
Doesn’t eat anyone else’s lunch.
Makes great lemongrass tea. (Also gets the lemongrass)
6 foot tall
Will do anything to sell a good idea
Can write in all languages except English.
Deal finder/Jugaadu.
Gets lunch every day.
Kisses everyone after drinks.
Filmy.
Has long hair, looks creative
There is no other reason
Creative on full moon days and Ekadashi.
Always agrees with the boss.
Can rhyme anything.
Human Courier for Tundey Kebabs.
Didn’t get a job anywhere else.
Hired from Fatmen CSR funds.
